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Girl's Night Out
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Girl's Night Out

A Chad & Ronnie less Chad & Ronnie story

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Parrodipolis
The Dallard's Corner Apartment of one Miss Jane Tarzania.

It was Friday & Jane was all ready for her night in. She was dressed up in her pajamas', her brown hair was up in a messy ponytail. She had a blanket already to curl up in. On her coffee table was her Hungry Woman microwavable meal for one (Chicken Fried Steak with a side of mashed Potatoes & an Apple cobbler for desert). She had that night's activity all queued up (A documentary on the plight of AIDS in Africa). But before she could start: her doorbell rang.

Jane sighed as the thought it might be her Ex popped into her head. Jane just wanted one night to her self without him & his friend. They probably want to go out for something stupid like Tacos & tell her about how they saved the world once again. But then Jane thought "Ronnie never uses the doorbell. He always does the stupid 'Shave & Haircut, 2 bits' series of knocks."

As Jane got up from her couch she wondered who it was, she didn't know many people. Sure, she had been living in Parrodipolis for a few years but having a boyfriend like Ronnie always around that doesn't always contribute to having a lot of friends, aquanties or even people who only sort of know might talk to you if they saw you socially.

Jane got over to the door. She looked through her peep hole to see who it was. But all she could see was someone's finger. Their fingernail was painted so it wasn't Ronnie or maybe it was. One never knows with him. Jane went about unlocking her door & four locks later, she opened the door to see her standing there. Her counterpart in some ways.

She was wearing her dark grey t-shirt with 2 bright yellow words 'Inflatable Monkey' on it (just below that was a drawing of a pink monkey-like balloon on it). Underneath that shirt was a long sleeved red & black striped shirt. On her wrists were a few bracelets, her fingernails painted black. Around her neck hung a pair of black plastic glasses, they were on a faux pearl chain. She also had a well worn & ripped in places pair of blue jeans on. Black Converse high tops were on her feet.

"Hi!" she said as she pushed a strand of her black hair behind her pierced ear, her hair had some light blue highlights scattered through out. She smiled warmly, her ruby red lipstick & emerald green eyes seemed to sparkle in the Hallway's Halogen lighting. The sparkle was all the more striking against her somewhat pale skin.

"Hi, Catherine." Jane replied & then said. "Chad's not here."

"I know." Catherine said as she invited herself in.

Jane just stood there a bit shocked by the front door as Catherine started to look around Jane's Apartment. Jane then asked "If that's not the reason why your here then why are you here?"

"You, of course!" Catherine said with a slight laugh as she looked over Jane's collection of books. Catherine picked up one that she thought looked interesting, flipped through a few pages & then put the book back. Jane closed the door & went over to the bookcase to put the book back correctly (Catherine had put it back upside down & in the wrong spot).

"But why me? We hardly know each other beyond our mutual interactions involving the respective men in our lives."

Catherine raised one of her eyebrows with a quizzical look on her face.

Jane sighed & said. "Chad & Ronnie."

"Oh! Them. Yeah. Well..." Catherine said she plopped herself down on to the couch. "I was just soaking up the ambient Chi & other mystical energies that the Universe present to us on a daily basis. Then with my mind all a blank a thought came to me 'What's Jane doing right now?' so I got up from my mat & went about find you."

"Chad?" Jane interrupted.

"No, The Phone Book. I do have other things in my life then my Boytoy. Plus, there aren't many Tarzanias' in their. Once I found you, I came on over."

"Ok. Why?"

"Why? Why not? It's a Friday night, the night is young & ready for the taking! So, what are you doing? Sitting at home in your PJ's, eating processed food & watching a depressing film about AIDS! Side note: nice PJ's. Is that Tweety?"

"Yeah. Why?" Jane said a little self conscious.

"No reason. Tweetys' cool."

Jane shrugging off that comment & going back to the previous line of thought. "So, what if I want to spend my Friday night in my apartment in my pajamas, eating processed food. I'm tired & don't feel like making anything more! And so what if I watch a depressing DVD on AIDS? It's good to know what's going on in the world!"

"I agree with you on that but that's what the weekdays are for, this is the weekend!"

"Ok?" Jane said. This time Jane raised one of her eyebrows & had a quizzical look on her face.

"We're living one of the best go out & do something on a weekend cities on the East Coast!"

"Ok?"

Catherine sighed & then said "Jane, get dressed. I'm taking you out."

Jane was about to refuse but then shuffled off to her bedroom.

"This shouldn't be bad." Jane thought as closed her bedroom door & stared to disrobe. "It's not a Ronnie kidnapping. Catherine seems normally enough. Plus, I need to branch out & do new things."

Then from the other room, Catherine yelled out. "Oh! Jane, don't wear any of your normally work type stuff. This is the weekend! Wear something fancy!"

There was a short pause & then Catherine yelled out "How do you feel about Waffles?"

"What?" Jane said loud enough for Catherine to heard.

"Waffles. You know! The Breakfast food."

"I guess there ok." Jane said & then asked somewhat scared. "Why?"

Jane was wonder why because the Waffle question seemed like a Ronnie question & Ronnie questions lead to Ronnie situations which are Bad.

"No reason really. I just thought we'd get something to eat & I know this really cool place that serves like the best Waffles in this end of Parrodipolis. It was be a real shame for me to drive all the way out here & not sample their wares. So, you up for Waffles at... " Catherine paused to pull out her digital pocket watch & looked at the time. "10:15 p.m.?"

"Sure, why not?" Jane said as she walked back to Catherine & then asked. "Well, how do I look?"

Jane gave a little spin as Catherine looked her over.

"a 6. Could be better, still kind of Business wear. We need to go shopping for Weekend clothes. Wear did you get thought PJ's?"

"Target. They were on sale & in my size."

"Ok." Catherine said as she got off the couch, went to the door & opened it.

"The Night awaits us." She said & motioned for Jane to walk through. She did & they were off.

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TO BE CONTINUED......


Writer's Note: For those who might not be keeping track, Jane Tarzania is Ronald "Ronnie" Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy's Ex-Girlfriend & Catherine Gillespie is Chadwick "Chad" L. Swiss' current Girlfriend.


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